Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

  1. I'm sure you've seen these before but I always break into tears when I read these.

    I have done #11 often just to be a dork & embarrass my kids. LOL
    "Can I get that to go?"

    Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

    [FONT=Arial,Geneva,Verdana,Sans-Serif]1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
    Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
    with that.

    4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

    5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten
    Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

    6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

    7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

    8. Don't use any punctuation

    9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

    10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

    11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

    12. Sing Along At The Opera.

    13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

    14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds
    All Day.

    15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

    16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

    17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

    18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
    Yelling "Run For Your Lives , They're Loose!!"

    19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going
    To Have To Let One Of You Go."
  2. lol
  3. :roflmfao:

    We had a similar list at my previous job with points values assigned - we called them the Office Olympics :p
  4. Where did this come from? I need to find out who has been stalking me.
  5. ok - funny! need to copy this!!! to read daily just before i LOSE it!
  6. what a coincidence- my BF just emailed me this list today! i'm tempted to try everything on that list at least once... :p
  7. I love these! My neighbors always forward these kinds of things to us..they're hilarious!
  8. That's hilarious! lol! Number 17 and 19 are really funny!
  9. hahhhahah!!
  10. Made my morning, love number 18
  11. :roflmfao: Very funny!
  12. OMG #1 and #10.................:roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao: I just burst out laughing! Thanks!
  13. LOVE this list..LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!
  14. EVERYTIME i read this, i crack up.

    when my brother got his first car, he wanted a crown victoria for the SOLE purpose of #1. he would seriously sit on the side of the road and watch the people slow down and look all nervous when they passed!
  15. funny lol:roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao: