This reminds me of that scene with the burning BMW in "Waiting to Exhale"...only it sounds like this guy is actually still with his wife...but maybe not after she realizes that he sold her stuff on ebay...
That is too funny!! Like nycgr1 said...where are the BAGS?!?! I'm sure she's got a Fendi or a Gucci somewhere in there! And I'll bet he could find some cute shoes for us, too.
LOL...the listing description was pure entertainment...
My favourite phrase was "If she asks me agian, "honey, doesn't this look so retro?" or " isn't this adorably mod?" or "doesn't this dress look so Jackie O?" I might try to pierce my eardrums with a pair of her stilletos."