The main offender was UPS. It is their job to deliver your package to you and not some random person they deem to be your signature substitute. I'd definitely file a complaint with your UPS.
Maybe you should ship yourself a package. A box with a dead fish in it, then put a note on the top of it. "A gift from me to you. STOP OPENING MY PACKAGES!!" Think she'll get the hint?
Maybe you should ship yourself a package. A box with a dead fish in it, then put a note on the top of it. "A gift from me to you. STOP OPENING MY PACKAGES!!" Think she'll get the hint?