Unidentified Fugging Object !!

There are so many bad things about this, but are those booties? How do you pee? Is there a trap door? Do all stoplights look green? So many questions...
 
It looks like they really are Lanvin, cs06. And I'm shocked, too. Isn't that the kind of article that can bring down a collection -- if not an entire label?

Either way, it's the first pair of shoes I've ever seen that have made me have to hold down my lunch.