uh....Hermes is on thBe phone.

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#31
ardneish said:
I would like a vocal chord operation and brain transplant for future hubby beck.
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:roflmfao: i'd have that too :lol:


and then..

1 50cm graphite [any sturdy leather] with RH birkin for becks to carry my stuff in

for me..

kelly flats in every colour that isn't a pastel or pink
lindy 45cm in raisin, olive, ardoise, etoupe, natural barenia
gina_b's matte croc lindy :drool: and a matte graphite one too while we're at it
vintage rouge h 32cm box retourne kelly with fantastic patina
36cm natural barenia HAC with ph or rh
36cm rouge h box HAC with ph
36cm raisin box HAC
JPG kelly in black croc with ph and black lizard with rh
50cm rouge h shiny croc birkin with ph for me to carry around with nothing in it (this is why becks needs his own :graucho: ) but i guess 40cm would do too..
every possible CDC belt and bracelet that isn't pink or pastel
lots of gloves
barenia sofa
barenia chairs
barenia futon
the boots in the kelly calèche ads
a few whips :graucho:

and i'd SO some enamel bracelets with RH and all kinds of amazing abstract patterns
my own china pattern since i don't like any existing ones


that's not so bad is it? :whistle:
 
#32
Haute Couturess said:
Turns out the paparazzi leaked to H headquarters that Bex has filed for divorce and that you're the next Mrs. Beckham. They want to get a jump start on what you'll need to fill your closet with (only H of course) to be a proper "posh" replacement! Eegads!!!
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Is this for real?! Can I have just the Mr. Beckham? He is rich enough to get any H I want :P.
 
#33
My list would be short and simple:

Black birkin, togo or clemence, gold hardware. I would hem and haw over the size, but since money is no object, would request a 30 and a 35.
 
#34
Birkin in every color

Croc Birkins in every shade of rouge

Lindy in every color...

Wait, let's just make this easier. One of every H bag in every color. That should take care of it, right?
OH, and also, Hermes S/S '08 and Resort RTW. The whole collection. Because some of the crap VB wore should be illegal!
 
#36
ardneish said:
I would like a vocal chord operation and brain transplant for future hubby beck.
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All he has to do is just stand there and look good. As long as he can sign his name to pay the bills what do you care? You def don't want the brain transplant! If you do that, you will have to do what he wants rather than lead him around with the croc leash! Pretty and stupid;) Isn't that what men want all the time? Let's turn the tables:graucho:
 
#37
gracekelly said:
All he has to do is just stand there and look good. As long as he can sign his name to pay the bills what do you care? You def don't want the brain transplant! If you do that, you will have to do what he wants rather than lead him around with the croc leash! Pretty and stupid;) Isn't that what men want all the time? Let's turn the tables:graucho:
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Love this reply
I had not thought of that!!

What a good idea:graucho::graucho:
 
#38
To start, back up a big truck to FSH (the back door) and load her up!!!
and BTW nothing from the shelves only the things from the back. Nothing already out. I want the stuff you told me you didn't have.... but you did.
Then, the complete RTW line. It won't fit but I figure with my new found wealth, the miracles of modern medicine can... well...work miracles!
Next, Get out your pad and paper, because its SO time:yahoo:
A is for Alligator
B is for Barenia every color BTW
C is for Crocodile
But I'm stuck for the other letters? ?????????"
 
#39
D is for Diamonds
E is for Everything
F SH has and
G is for Get it for me now.
H is for Hopping up and down I'm so happy with my new loot...

Somebody else have any suggestions?
 
#40
hmm, I guess I'd want the items in my wishlist, of course....In addition:

Several Constances.

A closet full of boots.

Some custom enamel over solid gold jewelry pieces.

Solid gold or platinum hardware & cadenas for all of my bags.
 
#41
ardneish said:
I would like a vocal chord operation and brain transplant for future hubby beck.

Then I would like every back in croc, and ostrich , I would go mad in RTW,
Necklace like allfromnice.

And the latest I pod so I can wear it when I have to go to bed.
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:lol::lol::lol: I'm thinking some sort of neck-up transplant,... a new head?

J. Depp's head would be nice.

I'd like Vincent Cassel or Adrien Brody even better tho'.

***
I love listening to my iPod in bed!:jammin:
 
#43
I get to keep what I have, right? If so, off the top of my head:

Medor, Parchemin GH
35cm Birkin, Raisin Togo PH
30cm Birkin, Black Togo GH
from dream world:

50cm Birkin, Barenia
32cm Kelly, Cocoan Crocodile GH
32cm Kelly, Shearling (I know I'm the only one who likes it. I'll take the muff too while I'm at it!)
35cm Birkin, Green Crocodile GH
34cm Lindy, in a fun color
32cm Kelly, black Porosus, Diamond/Platinum closure - what the heck, right?
A ton of scarves. I particularly love the Indian-themed S/S 2008 collection!

While we're at it, I'll take custom shoes from Louboutin, but I'll have my wardrobe maid paint all the bottoms black. That red doesn't go with everything and is terribly distracting!

I'd also love a small wardrobe of exquisitely fitted clothing. And some jewelry.
 
#45
I - Is that all the scarves you have?! Call around, I want more for me and my scarfie friends!

J - Just to be clear, I said all Birkins and Kellys in all leathers and colors!

K - Kermits?! You better get the presses running! We ARE printing Concours d'Elegance!!!! In no less than 5 colorways!!

L - Lindys? Yes! I'll take 'em all!

M -Matte croc?! Oh yes, send those too!!

This is too fun! Wish I had that kind of power...and money! :yahoo:
 
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