True Friendship (with none of that Sissy Crap!)

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  1. My mom sent me this the other day and thought it was cute... hope you enjoy!

    "True Friendship" (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)

    1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk
    and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.

    2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

    3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

    4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

    5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

    6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

    7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.

    8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

    9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask? "Because you are my friend".

    Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

    And remember....when life hands you Lemons, get some tequila and salt and THEN call me!
  2. LOL that was sweet and funny.
  3. it made me cry almost ... made me think about my used to be best friend ... bah i guess once u get married and get pregnant your priorities change...still feel rejected though, she never has time for me now...sorry for whining had to get it off my chest ...but the list rocks ! :yahoo:
  4. it almost made me cry too!
    my best frined and i have been drifting apart lately.
  5. very cute!! thanks for the post!
  6. That's great! Thanks for posting! Wish I had a friend like that! Doesn't everyone though...! :yes:
  7. I used to have a friend like that...then she got married before I did.
  8. wow seems like we all had friends like that until they got married.