1.) Pirates of the Carribean 2--WTF? Where's the plot?
2.) Lady in the Water--I want the two hours of my life that I lost watching this piece of Sh*t back, Shamalayan!
3.) Once Upon a Time in Mexico--I couldn't even finish the film, had to turn off the DVD.
That's two strikes, Depp--and to think I once had you on my "Hot Babe" list!