I'm horrified of lobsters. And shrimp and lobsters are the cockroaches of the ocean.
Brooke Burke
I was watching an HBO special the other night on real-life maximum-security-prison guys. I glanced up, and my poster was in quite a few cells. I was screaming 'Oh, no!'
Carmen Electra
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
Cheech Marin
I'm not really religious but very spiritual. I give money to this company that manufactures hearing aids on a regular basis. More people should really hear me sing. I have a gift from God.
Christina Aguilera
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
Christina Aguilera
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
Ellen DeGeneres
The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
Jeff Foxworthy
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
Jerry Seinfeld.
I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.
Jessica Simpson
I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs.
Nancy Reagan
Brooke Burke
I was watching an HBO special the other night on real-life maximum-security-prison guys. I glanced up, and my poster was in quite a few cells. I was screaming 'Oh, no!'
Carmen Electra
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
Cheech Marin
I'm not really religious but very spiritual. I give money to this company that manufactures hearing aids on a regular basis. More people should really hear me sing. I have a gift from God.
Christina Aguilera
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
Christina Aguilera
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
Ellen DeGeneres
The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
Jeff Foxworthy
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
Jerry Seinfeld.
I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.
Jessica Simpson
I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs.
Nancy Reagan