(This is from People Magazine's Best (and Worst!) of 2006: I don't know if I do anything to annoy Justin. Nothing. I'm perfect. That's probably what drives him crazy. Cameron Diaz on her boyfriend Justin Timberlake I understand why people think we're gay. There isn't a definition in our culture for this kind of bond between women . . . how can you be this close without it being sexual? Oprah, on her friendship with Gayle King A lot of the time, we don't have the medical terminology, so we just say 'Medical, medical, bulls-, bulls-, your line.' You can say anything with a mask on. Patrick Dempsey I meet so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. Paris Hilton I took this job because it said Snakes on a Plane. I didn't have to read the script: You got a plane full of snakes! That's all I need to know! Samuel L. Jackson I actually got amazing-ass test scores on it. Not that it's the hardest thing in the world. But especially the math. I got pretty hard test scores for the state of California. Keven Federline on Taking the GED If you remember any celebrity saying anything 'interesting' (read: funny not offensive) then post it here!