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  1. #1 Apr 15, 2008
    Type in a well known (or not so well known) proverb but add another line that either improves the saying or distracts from it.


    (You can use any of the proverbs from this list: http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/proverbs.html)

    Ready?



    A rollling stone gathers no moss.
    Eww! Why would it want to gather moss!?!
     
  2. #2 Apr 15, 2008
    Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

    Why would you put eggs in a basket??
     
  3. #3 Apr 15, 2008
    A bee in your bonnet.

    Nobody wears a bonnet in this day and age! You know, unless they're going to a costume party or part of some sort of historical reinactment.
     
  4. #4 Apr 15, 2008
    Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.

    Not if you buy your dog an Advantage Collar. ;)
     
  5. #5 Apr 26, 2008
    You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar...
    Who wants to catch flies, anyway? Unless you are a frog.
     
  6. #6 Apr 27, 2008
    Walk softly but carry a big stick

    but if he's carrying a sword, carry a gun.
     
  7. #7 May 2, 2008
    He who laughs last did not get it.
     
  8. #8 May 3, 2008
    If God had meant us to fly he'd have given us wings.

    Or, you know, we could just buy plane tickets.
     
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