The proverb punchline game

[caitlin1214]

Type in a well known (or not so well known) proverb but add another line that either improves the saying or distracts from it.


(You can use any of the proverbs from this list: http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/proverbs.html)

Ready?



A rollling stone gathers no moss.
Eww! Why would it want to gather moss!?!

 

[xnplo]

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

Why would you put eggs in a basket??

 

[caitlin1214]

A bee in your bonnet.

Nobody wears a bonnet in this day and age! You know, unless they're going to a costume party or part of some sort of historical reinactment.

 

[xnplo]

Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.

Not if you buy your dog an Advantage Collar.

 

[imonpurseblog]

You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar...
Who wants to catch flies, anyway? Unless you are a frog.

 

[DanceRookie]

Walk softly but carry a big stick

but if he's carrying a sword, carry a gun.

 

[Peachy Mary]

He who laughs last did not get it.

 

[caitlin1214]

If God had meant us to fly he'd have given us wings.

Or, you know, we could just buy plane tickets.