The Oracle of Starbucks

#16
Personality type: Clueless
You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink Tall Caramel Frappachino are strippers.

Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall

Heyyyy, I like the mall! :biggrin:
 
#17
Behold the Oracle's wisdom:
Personality type: Lame
You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks tall double chip frappacino.

Also drinks: V8
Can also be found: On the couch at home


actually on my bed already tucked in reading the purse blog till i pass out day in and day out..:roflmfao: ahahahaha someone shoot me if it does come to this..although this site is so addicting it probably will come sometime soon!! i plugged in acouple and i think its safe to say when you say with something your high matenice, chip your lame.. it all depends on key words. too funny though!
 
#18
Once, for the heck of it, I typed in chantico, the drinking chocolate. (I tell you, it's chocolate EVIL! Someone told me once he could just smell it and he could just feel his ass getting bigger.)

Anyway, this is what it came up with:


Either you can't type or you mumble incoherently. If you actually walked into Starbucks and said you wanted a "chantico" the employees would point and laugh. A reaction you're probably used to. Try again, this time input something that Starbucks actually serves.
 
#19
HAHAHAHAHA thanks for this link!! mine and Vlad's is the same...!!

Personality type: Hippie

In addition to being a hippie, you are a hypochondriac health nut. You secretly think that your insistence on only consuming all-natural products is because you're so intelligent and well-informed; it's actually because you're a sucker. You've dabbled in Wicca or other pseudo-religions that attract morons and have changed your sexual orientation a few times this year. You probably live in California. Everyone who drinks grande soy no water chai tea latte should be forced to eat a McDonald's bacon cheeseburger.

Also drinks: Beverages with lots of marketing that says they're herbal and organic
Can also be found at: Whole Foods, indoor rock climbing facilities


This has me :roflmfao: I ONLY shop at Whole Foods and I worked at an indoor rock climbing wall during college!!! HAHAHAHAHA
 
#20
Granda Iced Non-Fat White Chocolate Mocha

Personality type: High Maintenance
You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.

Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon:yes: , in a crystal glass.
Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars
 
#21
yikes!!! mine is mean! and not true!!!

Personality type: Fat
You're always worrying about your weight. That's because you're fat. You're constantly whining about problems that are your own fault. You are a total pain in the ass.

Also drinks: Diet RC Cola
Can also be found: On Jerry Springer
 
#22
hfxshopgirl said:
yikes!!! mine is mean! and not true!!!

Personality type: Fat
You're always worrying about your weight. That's because you're fat. You're constantly whining about problems that are your own fault. You are a total pain in the ass.

Also drinks: Diet RC Cola
Can also be found: On Jerry Springer
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:wtf: Wow that is harsh! What drink did you put in?

All my drinks keep coming up with High Maintenance
. :shrugs:
 
#26
It's hard. Sometimes you think you figured out a pattern, when that's not always the case. Maybe it called you high maintenence because of the white mocha? (Or maybe if your order has more than a certain number of words in it, you're high maintence. Because if you just enter something like iced grande white mocha it'll say you're clueless.)
 
#27
LOL LOL this is sooo funny!!

Venti Non Fat Latte

Personality type: Schmuck
You work your ass off because you're obsessed with money and status. You're always lying about having powerful friends. You wouldn't mind sleeping your way to the top but would miss getting to backstab coworkers along the way. All porn stars drink Venti Non Fat Latte.

Also drinks: $15 martinis
Can also be found: Staring at self in mirror
 
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