The Nighty -- too funny!

  1. someone emailed this joke to me. it cracked me up!

    The Nighty

    A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for
    his wife.

    He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price,
    the sheerer, the higher the price.

    Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it

    He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and
    model it for him.

    Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might
    as well be nothing.

    I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow,
    and keep the $500 refund for myself."

    So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

    The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least
    iron it!"

    He never heard the shot.

    Funeral is on Thursday at Noon.

    Closed coffin.
  2. :lol:
  3. so funny thanks for posting.
  4. Hahahahah..... OMG!!!!
  5. Rotflmfao!!!!
  6. Thanks for posting!
  7. :biggrin: nice post there...
  8. That is so funny:roflmfao:.thanks for posting.
  9. :roflmfao::roflmfao:
  10. LOL! :roflmfao:
  11. :lol::lol::lol: thanks for sharing
  12. Hilarious, thanks for sharing.
  13. Lmfao, hilarious!!
  14. cute! :lol:
  15. :roflmfao::roflmfao::roflmfao:

    Good one!