The New Mouse Stam and the EVIL KISSLOCK

monamour

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Nov 14, 2006
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Hello all, I'd like you to meet my new friend named Evil Mouse.



I cannot for the LIFE OF ME open the kisslock. I literally TOOK A KNIFE and pryed it open!! Every single time, I have used a knife!

If anyone has a better idea than a knife, please let me know.

Right now Evil Mouse is staying grounded in the closet, open, because I'm afraid to close it again, and take that knife out...

by the way, I can't return it. (for real). HELP ME FROM THIS BEAST. thank you. :yes:
 

thithi

::pretty:tough::
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LMAO! Sorry, that was too funny the way you explained your troubles... from what I heard, there is a trick to opening the new kisslocks. You have to pull one of the kisslocks pieces up and away from the other... Not sure if that makes sense but that's what I remember from another member who was having trouble. After time, the stiff lock will get easier open as the bag gets broken in. Good luck to you, I hope you get to use it more! It's a beautiful bag, thanks for posting a pic!
 

monamour

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Nov 14, 2006
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That's a great tip. I just tried it, however, my hands now feel broken.
I think that member had a SLIGHTLY LESS evil stam than I! Mine feels glued together. I can only open it with a huge knife. I feel like going on a rampage and hurting innocent people who have normal stams!! I have no idea what to do. This can't be normal. I'll have to go to hospital by the time this is over!!
 

monamour

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Nov 14, 2006
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Here's another photo. I would have gave the middle finger in the pic but I don't know if it's allowed



Nice and OPEN, how I like it...
 

milodrinker

the double c bug
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what a gorgeous colour! hahahaha, and your stam is so naughty! i hope it gets less naughty with time! maybe apply a little baby oil or sth to the evil kisslock?
 

monamour

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Nov 14, 2006
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Baby oil, I will apply right now!

But really, this situation is BAD. I am sticking the knife inbetween the kisslocks, right down the center, and using leverage to separate them, then quickly I have to RIP it open before it snaps shut again

DOOMED. #&*(#_*%# @#

Thanks for all your help, keep it coming!!
 

Frances Bean

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Nov 13, 2006
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keep your fingers closer to the inside of the kiss lock rather than further out. Works every time. I had trouble too when I got mine.
 

jun3machina

hopelessly addicted
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Apr 11, 2006
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well, i dont know what's worse, your evil mouse stam or mine that wont shut it! i have a first generation one, and i cant use the chain strap because it POP-POP-POPs open everytime, unless of course it is very hungry and has nothing in it....
 

sharbear508

Buy now, think later
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May 25, 2006
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Gorgeous new stam!!!

And your troubles with it are just too funny! LOL...hope you figure it out or the bag loosens up a bit...but not too much that it doesn't close!!
 

monamour

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Nov 14, 2006
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Wow so the old ones pop open? We should start a PROTEST! Revolution! So one day, our children may have a Stam that actually works!

I am really not exagerrating though. At first I thought that some evil lady glued it together and was secretly laughing in the comfort of her home.

Right now I have a piece of fabric separating the kisslock, hoping it will stretch out...

:crybaby::wlae: