The miracle of toilet paper....

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  1. Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.

    If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.

    "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replied.

    I stopped and thought out loud, "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

    Without missing a beat he said, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

    He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.


    :biggrin::P
     
  2. :lolots: :lolots:
     
  3. this is funny.. i am so cracking this joke to my friends.. :smile: can i post it on my blog, and of course place your name for credit hahahahah :smile:
     
  4. hilarious!!! LOVE IT! :biggrin:
     
  5. :roflmfao: that was good!
     
  6. Haha!!!
     
  7. :nuts:

    That's great!!
     
  8. :lol: soooo funny! I just got the weirdest look from my dad for sitting here laughing by myself...
     
  9. Lol!
     
  10. #10 Feb 6, 2010
    Last edited: Feb 6, 2010
  11. that's hiliarious!! great joke.
     
  12. snort!
     
  13. ahahaha omg. bad!!
     
  14. :lol: Thanks for the laugh!!
     
  15. Loved this!