I was in Bath with a friend yesterday. Sunny day so I wore seude boots, navy heavy linen skirt & navy & white striped top - felt pretty good. (You need this info for what comes next!)
We went into East for a browse & an older SA marches straight up to me & barks 'have you tried a belt? It would pull you in and disguise everything else'!
Not 'you look great but do you know what could make it look even better?' - subtext clearly was 'my god, you've a lot that needs disguising!'
I was so gobsmacked that for a minute I just stood there completely taken aback and then replied 'have you tried a gag?', tossed my hair, swung pink Hanover onto my shoulder & marched out!!!
We went into East for a browse & an older SA marches straight up to me & barks 'have you tried a belt? It would pull you in and disguise everything else'!
Not 'you look great but do you know what could make it look even better?' - subtext clearly was 'my god, you've a lot that needs disguising!'
I was so gobsmacked that for a minute I just stood there completely taken aback and then replied 'have you tried a gag?', tossed my hair, swung pink Hanover onto my shoulder & marched out!!!