The C String?!

seriously, folks, just go commando. less laundry, plus you don't have to wear THAT.

PLUS, at some point during the night, you get to seductively whisper to your date about your lack of panties, which will most assuredly get you laid.
 
I can't believe someone would rather wear THAT than not wear anything at all!! I'd rather wear nothing than have to worry about going to a fancy party, wearing a dress or skirt and havng my "c-string" fall off LOL!!