okay I wanna hear stories, advice and laughs. Here are some things I wanna hear about: how paranoid are you? When I go to dinner...I never EVER put my birkin on the floor. I always try to get a table for 4....so I can put my bag right by me! how do you guys travel with your Hermes? Do you sometimes NOT take your bag out to keep it safe? When I go to dinners sometimes and I know the restaurant will be full...I just don't bring any of the Hermes bags! When you do take your birkin, kelly to dinner do you constantly watch it to make sure its okay and the server doesn't spill anything on it! am I the only crazy one in here!