Stars are Blind remix in honor of Miss Hilton


tPF Bish
Jul 7, 2006
The lyrics, so we can sing along . . . .

I don't mind being confined to L.A. State Prison
'Cause I would drive with D.U.I.s, I caused a collision
They tell me now that my appeal has been denied
And that the sentence is now bonified
How 'bout a jail that won't insult my civic pride
Like somewhere in the Upper West Side
With a waterslide

Even though they say I'm shady
I'm really so refined
I need a cleaning lady
I can't do time
Robert Blake and OJ Simpson, they both get off scott free
I drive without a license, they throw the book right at me
It sucks to the highest degree

I went ape on a sex tape, the guys all went gaga
But I must make my jail escape, I miss my chihuahua
My friend Nicole drove down the freeway the wrong way
She'll probably get parole and float away
Because she weighs zero

Even though I got the glamour
Even though my clothes are fab
They throw me in the slammer, Britney gets rehab
They put me in the big house, sounds like a movie pitch
Heiress goes up the river, ends up somebody's *****
They can't do this to me I'm rich

And now I am digging a ditch

My roommate's a woman named Mitch