I would have looked at her and, very sweetly, said: "Well, I've always thought you can never be too rich, too thin - or have a beautiful bag that's too big!"
tell her...I like my things BIG. Such a shame that you like 'em small...
tell her...I like my things BIG. Such a shame that you like 'em small...
Woman at Starbucks in line behind me: Excuse me, miss?
Me: Yes?
Woman: Your bag is so LARGE.
(it's a Deauville.)
Me: Oh. Well, I carry a lot of stuff- purse stuff and a bottle of water and my book, usually.
Woman: Oh. Well, I just think it's too big, don't you?
I'd tell her, "how bout a cup of mind-your-own-business, GRANDE!"