LOL I couldn't help laughing at your comparison nanashimara! too funny... thanks for getting the image into my head... this is what i have to sleep to?
but anyway, I've seen this IRL... other than basic colors, it also comes in light blue, pink, and yellow... the ones I saw actually looked pretty (but maybe because they weren't in brown - hence no wrinkled skin visual)... i tried them on but found that the shape made me look even shorter! eeek... i put that sucker back immediately and walked away.
Yeah. I'm a total shorty at 5'2" and everything that makes me look shorter should be avoided. Good call! For something this expensive, it should not only do your dishes but make you look like you're statuesque, slender, and tall!
Also, the 'V' shaped folds brought another image to mind first, but I think it's not appropriate for the boards... Heeeehee!
I think it may be cute in the other colors you mentioned though!