Some Examples of Women's Humor

  1. Laugh and the world laughs with you.
    Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

    -Laurie Kuslansky-

    Every time I close the door on reality
    it comes in through the windows.

    -Jennifer Unlimited

    Thirty-five is when you finally get
    your head together and your body
    starts falling apart.

    -Caryn Leschen-

    I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears
    makes one you can ride on.

    -Roseanne Barr-

    I try to take one day at a time, but
    sometimes several days attack me
    at once.

    -Jennifer Unlimited-

    If you can't be a good example, then
    you'll just have to be a horrible warning.


    I refuse to think of them as chin
    hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

    -Janette Barber-

    My second favorite household chore
    is ironing. My first being, hitting my
    head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

    -Erma Bombeck-

    I have yet to hear a man ask for
    advice on how to combine marriage
    and a career.

    -Gloria Steinem-
  2. these are really cute lol..and THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY
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