Update. There was no option to escalate the "return" I started yesterday. I spent hours on hold, twice yesterday to reach a regular rep and the escalation reps. None of them seem to have a clue about this new policy, it has been frustrating. After the second attempt however, I was able to escalate this return and eBay got involved and said they would get back to me within 48 hours. Well, called again today and they immediately updated the Claim to where I can return the bag to the seller. I was told I would receive a shipping label, but then an hour later I received a message from eBay saying the info about that was wrong, because I live in Alaska. Bummer. So we have to pay to return, kind of annoying, because of flat rate boxes? But, whatever, I'm willing to dish out the money to get this poor excuse of a bag out of my house and life. I will be mailing it off tomorrow. I have still heard nothing from the seller.
The rep also said that once the bag is delivered the seller has 3 days to issue a return, and if she doesn't they have to step in again. This feels like a ridiculously drawn out process over something this simple. I feel really sorry for the sellers out there that are dealing with buyers abusing the heck out of this SNAD thing, but it really isn't fair to buyers like me either. I will never spend so much on eBay again, it is not worth the time and frustration, in my opinion.
And never trust what the eBay reps say, I find they are frequently wrong, and will do whatever it takes to get you to hang up the phone.
Edit: Also, I just realized that it is ODD that they don't require any evidence like photos for these cases??? That is plain scary!
Sorry for the length!