"Smart Mouth" Blew Me Away This Morning

  1. I'm usually attracted to very smart men. Very few men had caused me a long lasting impression in my life (my husband is not included. long story). I like a men that can handle a mature conversation about anything and everything!....this morning I was listening to the radio, they were talking about some guy that is a handyman and performs the job NAKED. They were interviewing him by phone, he sounded like a very nice guy, always calm, no big deal about his weird job....one of the interviewers asked him the following: "so, what a hell are you wearing now?" and he goes(very calm and sweet): "well, the only thing I'm wearing is my smile"..and I go "WTF!! that was a good answer!....:nuts:...I was just wondering, Do you remember a short line from your men that absolutely blew you away?
  2. I love a man who can handle himself...especially in the conversation dept.....its a turn on for sure....

    There was this one time...in a jewlery store...I was trying on a necklace and kept saying...."My husband is gonna kill me"....

    This guy next to me says...."Oh...I think all you would have to do is ask.." With the flirty smile......

    I was like...Wow....I just smiled and kept staring at him the whole time he was there!
  3. Was the guy on the radio Naked Dan the Handyman? I remember seeing his ads when I lived in Tampa. He has a website too.
  4. :roflmfao:
  5. i had to google naked dan and he is :wtf::throwup::shocked:
  6. Totally agree! I just love a smart,sexy man that has a way with words
  7. .. I admit it. I googled Naked Dan.

    :roflmfao: I think I would rather die then have him clean my pipes LOL!
  8. :roflmfao:
  9. oh god I googled him too :throwup::throwup:
  10. hmmm. sorry to burst your bubble, but that is very old line :shrugs:
  11. I can't remember anything specific at the moment but my DH is King of the One-Liners/Off-the Cuff Hilarious Comments!! It's one of the main reasons I married him.
  12. Lol eek.
    My bf comes up with some interesting ones as well. Mostly cheesy but of course I still fall for them. :lol:
  13. I swear Naked Dan was my 8th grade English teacher......
  14. :roflmfao::roflmfao::lol::upsidedown:
  15. I'm not saying is new, I said "it was a good answer":p