ALL we really want is for H to be crystal clear about everything, yet when SAs in Asia do that we are disgusted that the luxury experience is made so mercenary. We would like Kelly bags to continue to be handmade in France by a single highly-trained craftsperson and be absolutely flawless quality, but we want H to crank out enough of them, fast enough that there is no scarcity whatsoever, and every man, woman and child can get all of the bags they want in every color they want at the exact moment they want them. Preferably without having to “waste money” on a lot of other H cra@p beforehand. (Although we DO LOVE THE BRAND!
) We expect H to retain its mystery, elegance, standards and dignity but we are appalled at any suggestion that H might expect the same of its customers. We want the retail price to be reasonable but the resale to be high and easy. We think working closely with a professional sales associate is “playing games,” and we don’t want to be reminded that the SA is making a living from our purchases, yet we want to be taken seriously (they need to keep in mind we’re spending a lot of money) and we expect perfect, luxurious, personalized customer service. We want the freedom to change our minds and for our returns to be accepted instantly and without question, but we don’t want to buy someone else’s returns or worry about being re-sold counterfeit goods. And we believe it is Hermes that is being capricious and unreasonable?
Some day maybe H will post a big sign smack in the center of the front door with the exact spend amount that one needs to get a B/K/C with breakdowns for K25s and Pink B25s and Evelyne TPMs and so forth, so no one has to dilly-dally around. Walk in, take a number, wait in a fast-moving line (maybe H could have a drive through so one would not have to get out of one’s car) collect one’s pile of adorable mini Birkins and Kellys as quickly and efficiently as possible and get the H out of there.