"Shocking: " Paris Confesses, "I'm Not That Smart"

  1. Thursday, September 21 2006,

    Paris Hilton has confessed she is "not that smart" in a newly-released police interview tape.

    The recording was made when the star helped officers with an investigation into a burglary at the house of Hollywood porn baron Joe Francis. Hilton had previously tipped off the movie producer that she heard a man boasting he was behind the crime.

    Having interviewed the offender, however, police called Hilton in to ask her if she could help with the prosecution. "Like I really, I don't remember," she is heard to tell them on the recording, which was uncovered by US television show Dateline. She added: "I'm not, like, that smart. I forget stuff all the time."

    The man in question, Darnell Riley, admitted the offence earlier this year and was sentenced to nearly 11 years in prison.

    On the tape Hilton also complains to police that someone had tried to blackmail her for the return of 'private tapes' which were stolen from her home. She said an anonymous caller tried to sell them back to her but that she had refused.

    "They were tryin' to sell it to like a newspaper or something," she explained. "So if you pay somebody, then you're gonna be paying for the rest of your life. My dad always taught me. They'll keep the tape anyway."
  2. I'm, like, speechless.
  3. dumbass.
  4. Wow...What a shock...

    LMAO :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao: :roflmfao:
  5. ohhh she is no dummy...pulling a Jessica...these girls are super smart and know how to get there way...Paris and Jessica are smarter than they let on...what is with the game/act???? These girls will be on top because they are smart and they know how to manipulate the media...what is up with Tara Reid she always appears badly in the media but, I know that she is a super smart gal..do not get that...cute and smart what is the media doing??? Or is it the media making up stories on these gals..they always attack cute blondes for some reason...Paris, Jessica and Tara are super sexy and smart and they will get to where they want to be.
  6. ^ are you serious ? Paris is "like" not that smart . It doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure out how to manipulate the media ....but smart ? I'd say that's a stretch considering she didn't eeven "like" finish high school .
  7. hmm surprised? NO!
  8. Omg?? Paris is like, not that smart?? NO WAY!!!!! :rolleyes: :lol:
  9. Paris is like, not smart? Now that's not hot!!! :lol:
  10. I am sorry but when I think of Tara Reid all I think about is her awful boobie shot- FRANKENBOOBIE

    I have implants and I have no visible scars. You think she would have made sure of the same! UGH
  11. lol I'm like, like, so not like surprise.
  12. OMG I won't be able to sleep tonight. I'm shocked! :wtf: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
  13. :lol:
  14. And in other news, the sky is blue. :rolleyes:
  15. Nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well ok! I agree.