Well, lovelies, recall that Religious Lilac Twiggy that I BINd last week for $675? I paid about $650 too much for it. Why you ask? Behold the pictures. I went in knowing full well about the " Jesus" on the mirror, and didn't care about the mirror as long as the bag itself was in perfect condition. Well, ladies, the Jesus freak ("freak" being the operative term, given that I too love Jesus) has also written ON THE BAG ITSELF . On the very bottom. The bag is in perfect, never been used condition... except for the GRAFFITI on it!!!!! I just about fell over in my chair when this bag arrived today. Horror of horrors. I immediately flew off two emails to her, one through ebay and one to her email address directly. I demanded a full refund given that the GRAFFITI negates its purported "perfect" "no scratches and marks" condition. It gets worse. SHE RESPONDS WITH A DENIAL!! She's in shock, has no idea what I'm talking about. Tells me it was in perfect condition before it left, so something must have happened with DHL or maybe I did something to it. That's right. She suggested that I wrote on it myself so I can get a refund.... A REFUND!!! Demanded pictures. After I emailed her the picture, she stopped responding. Haven't heard a peep from her in 5 hours. She's left my last 4 of emails and messages unanswered. To be continued. You don't mess with Decophile and get off scott free.