there once was a little monkey named george. he was a very good little monkey, but he was always VERY CURIOUS.
one day, when he was being a good monkey and sitting on the couch, the nice lady who lives in the house put a bag on the couch and said, 'george, i am going to put this bag on the couch. please do not disturb it or get into any trouble while i make a quick trip to the grocery store.'
george nodded his head.
when the lady who lives in the house left for the store. george walked to the bag and thought that he couldn't possibly be disturbing the bag just by standing next to it...
one day, when he was being a good monkey and sitting on the couch, the nice lady who lives in the house put a bag on the couch and said, 'george, i am going to put this bag on the couch. please do not disturb it or get into any trouble while i make a quick trip to the grocery store.'
george nodded his head.
when the lady who lives in the house left for the store. george walked to the bag and thought that he couldn't possibly be disturbing the bag just by standing next to it...