Well I'm caught up through Episode 4, and it's pretty sad when the highlights for me are, yet again, the images I get of La Quinta and Palm Desert.
I've seen Kyle's store in person, and putting it nicely, it's embarrassing. It looks like it was thrown together quite cheaply and I've never seen anyone shopping in there, except for a few RHOBH fans that go in out of curiosity and leave empty handed. Granted, I don't live there any more and only go to visit my parents, but it's been the same every time I go around The Gardens at different times of the day, but I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.
Crystal is BORING. Her explanation for why the work "Dark" isn't that big a deal is pathetic. "It's one syllable"? Really? So is the "see you next Tuesday" word and it's a pretty jarring word to call someone. There are many other examples of one syllable words that pack a punch. I think she mentioned she had a tiger mom, so I'm sure her command of the English language is strong, and she knows damn well what she's doing. Horrible story line, BTW Bravo.
Is this going to be the year of Sutton Gate and Robbery Gate? Sigh. Can I also just say that seeing Teddy on screen gave me hives? I really hope she doesn't get back on the show.
Diana was cleaning toilets when she met her rich husband?? How does that work exactly? You're dirt poor, not a penny to your name, cleaning toilets and BAM you're married to one of the richest financiers in the world? MmmmKay. I think we're missing a few dots along the way. Was she an escort? A yacht girl? Sugar baby?? What exactly? WTF wears 5 gaudy Cartier rings at the same time then lectures others on being embarrassing and gauche?