snails actually don't taste bad if you cook them correctly.
for that much LV i might *might* convince myself to carry around a fake if i didn't buy it, since i only dislike fakes for the tacky factor. if i weren't married and a different person i'd consider whoring myself out for some LV. but i am married and i'm me, so that's probably a no go. i wouldn't streak ever. if i wasn't married, the kissing wouldn't even be an issue, but i am so i wouldn't. everything else would be very doable.
losing weight by not eating for free LV? i'm so there.
LOL, this is hilarious and cute poll! And I agree, snails can taste good prepared the right way. I guess you should've said snails right off the pavement? Haha.
I always thought they were gross, but my boyfriend made me try some at a French restaurant and it was a lot like eating clams/oysters, which I love. So it wasn't too bad. I try not to think of it as a slimey bug on the ground