Quite possibly the creepiest/strangest message I've ever gotten...

[Darwin]

I came home to this message (Not from somebody here, mind you) entitled "I really love you virtual"
Content:

Hi, Darwin!
I'm passing-by the Net now. Feet like write you something kind.
You know, I have my 'archi-law' mix now. That's why I'm so rare animal here.
So now I'm saying you a VERY KIND, WARM, AND SOFT thing. (Like kitten's tummy, maybe).
Love you always ready to give your kindness to any people.
[Sure, you have a new beautiful profile, but I'm not provided with media right now.]
Hope I'll back soon. Bye-bye!

Just wow.
No, this isn't somebody that I talk to, either.
I think my jaw is still hanging open.

 

[Blair Waldorf]

What the hay? I like that he said "feet" instead of "feel."

 

[Darwin]

What the hay? I like that he said "feet" instead of "feel."

Seriously.
I'm going to go on the assumption he's not native to English, or something.

 

[MAGs]

The message doesn't make sense... What's he trying to say?

 

[chanel princess]

yah i totalli could not make sense of that message
block the person maybe?

 

[Saich2]

Weird.......their are some strange people out their

 

[Shari]

Ummm is it spam?? Just delete it.

 

[spiralsnowman]

How funny! The person talks kind of like Borat

 

[Irissy]

How funny! The person talks kind of like Borat

Gotta love Borat!

 

[Irissy]

Did you receive this from your personal email? Or did this person read your profile like from myspace or a forum and decided to send you a message perhaps?

 

[junglebookgirl]

This sounds as if somebody wrote the message in a different language then posted it in one of those translaters like Google Translate and then sent you the translated version. I personally didnt understand what the person was trying to say!!! haha

 

[Faithful]

Freaky!! I think it may be spam - I have had some pretty bizarre spam!

Just delete and block!!

 

[pinkish_love]

freaky

 

[Tammy518]

Very weird!

 

[purplekitty]

Scary! And it doesn't even make sense?