I LOVE puns, even the cheesy ones! Here are my favorites: Thought you tied your shoes right, eh? Frayed knot. Beats me why anyone would want to be a masochist. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects! Are Philosophy papers graded with Marx out of ten? I met some cult members who worshiped soup serving utensils. I said, 'Oh ye of ladle faith.' Most males in a men's room are stand-up guys. The parsley farmer couldn't pay his child support, so the courts garnished his wages. It is difficult to escape being a peasant because resistance is feudal. Make no bones about it but the ulna has a humerus side to it. The oil well driller had a boring job.