Prince Harry and Meghan Markle thread

Harry's memoir, left to his own devices:

"I am Harry. Bad men killed my Mummy. My father married a mean lady. My big brother is a jerk and gets all the attention. I like to play polo with my best bud Nacho. I hate books. I married a hot Amerikan chick who does things my English girlfriends didn't. She likes to tell me what to do. I like it. The End."
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in a nutshell
 
:sunshine:S. informs that T(young)W didn't write Hazz's book and she is shocked… :lol:

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Meghan Markle was reportedly left in “shock” by some of the intimate details about Prince Harry ’s life, which have been laid bare in the royal’s upcoming memoir.

The claims were made by a source close to the pair amid an ongoing scramble for publishers to get the book out and on shelves ahead of the Thanksgiving and Christmas shopping rush in the United States.

The explosive memoir will, as per the Duke of Sussex’s own admission, touch upon the "experiences, adventures, losses and life lessons that have helped shape him" over the past four decades of his life.

It is thought this deeper look at his own history and the moments that shaped him will teach the royal’s wife a lot more about him than she had originally known.

A source close to the couple also revealed that Harry had given his ghostwriter JR Moehringer - a Pulitzer Prize-winning author - access to unseen documents as they "spent months going through his private photo album, journals, emails and so forth" to piece together a complete picture of his life so far.

The source said: "This narrative that Meghan essentially stood over Harry as he wrote the book is way off the mark."

Speaking to HeatWorld, they then continued: "It naturally brought up some extremely raw feelings and surprise anecdotes, many of which came as a huge shock to Meghan when she read through the manuscript.”

Some of these shocks relate specifically to stories about Harry’s relationships in the past, including his turbulent on/off again relationship with socialite Chelsy Davy.

During the couple’s romantic time together, the young Prince was frequently seen flouting royal protocol as he engaged in very public displays of affection with the Zimbabwean student.

Harry also dated actress Cressida Bonas for two years between 2012 and 2014, before finally settling down with Meghan.

While the contents of the memoir is still a mystery, it seems unlikely that his former relationships will escape the cut, as his long term romances have obviously shaped him to become the man he is today.

Yet this could make for some awkward reading for Meghan, revealed the insider.
They added: “Harry didn’t want to brush over his past romances, so Chelsy and Cressida are going to find it tough.

“But there are tons of other revelations about his partying and some of the terrible choices he made that are tough to sugar-coat, to say the least.”

Despite some of the revelations however, the insider was adamant that it wouldn’t rock the young couple too much, as they admitted: “Meghan knows Harry had a very lively past – she wouldn’t have found him nearly as appealing if he hadn’t lived life to the full.”


Well opinions may vary! :tup:


Can they stop saying "a source close to the couple" and just say Omid Scobie?
And the "young couple" made me :roflmfao:
If Methane felt raw, it probably means she just had a full body exfoliation during her spa.

And it sure sounds like they are going to say mean things about his ex-gfs and his mates, probably call them bad influences from which Saint MM rescued him. There were rumours last year that his mates were going to spill the beans if he turned on them.
 
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Thats why the charity announcements. They need more Netflix content and both are thirsty for fame and money.

I find it gross that charities pay for celebrities first class airfares, hotels e
and other demands (see TomBowers book with MM’s Rwanda trip… it’s just awful).

And since MM hasn’t changed, which charity is picking up the $$$ for their visit?
 


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To say I’m not a fan of TW would be an understatement, but I 100% do not believe the porn pics are legit.
Same here. I think the porn pics are doctored.

Was she ever a yacht girl? I am undecided. I think if she was offered a yacht trip to be company for rich guys, she would not refuse because she is a social climber and would see it as an opportunity to network. I think she would do that on dry land too, hence the photos of her sitting on that old man's lap. And I believe she was pretty decor for Soho House to keep around. But I don't see any of this as her primary occupation. She made enough to live on, and when she didn't, she had people she could sponge off. She was never in desperate straits.
 
I think the Sep UK trips are to provide photos for the autobiography , but they are not getting the money shot with LilI and QEII
If the trip is indeed as as short as 4-5 days, the kids will stay home or crash from jet lag
After all, Bower covered the Jubilee, and published spectacularly shortly afterwards , so, they can get new photos in the biog
 
Harry wrote a journal… :giggle:

He’s raw?
Just use some Vaseline already :graucho:
It really boggles my mind that Charities still give them a platform, Like the ones they are visiting in UK in Sept. Aside from the media interest and the people reactions, what has the Duo done for this charity? aside from word salads, thoughts, wishes and prayers? Have they really given anything tangible? We know their PR publishes all the " donations" they give- snacks, bagels, coffee cards, sandwiches, hats.. and I have not read anything that they have given to this Charity? or maybe I missed it. The wife will be talking and handing out awards? The wife will just use this opportunity to gain more attention, to model her outfits for merching, while cosplaying as Royals and acting good and benevolent. IF this is for their Netflix, the Charity is okay with this? This charity is all for children , correct? ? I maybe just a little cynical and jaded when it comes to these two ex royals, but all they have done so far is in guise of public service it to make themselves look good, so that they could further their personal ambitions. Nothing wrong with that if helping really is their goal, but it seems unlikely. I hope this Charity will get something out from them, so that more children will be helped.
I think the charities are doing it under the duress of fulfilling their obligations for royal patronage and it’s all a cynical tax write off anyway. It would explain why they are holding it in a dump like Manchester they would just be happy for the publicity
Ok I saw this pic and the ugly Dior back flap now makes sense.

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Indeed I hope everyone is looking forward to a candid hour and a half of muffled hymns, heels clacking on cobblestones and h picking his nose.

Side note but this is actually a nice khaki dress and I usually hate that colour.
She makes Elphaba from Wicked look absolutely gorgeous with green skin.
Alfalfa has a less clockable wig line too.

She also started the tendrils- I never noticed this before:
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Watching this video tonight, and totally cracked up when BLG answers the trolls, "I'm a soldier from the future and I'm here to prevent President Markle from happening."
I love the idea the latest T-series are cod-science YouTubers with pocket squares.
 
Harry's memoir, left to his own devices:

"I am Harry. Bad men killed my Mummy. My father married a mean lady. My big brother is a jerk and gets all the attention. I like to play polo with my best bud Nacho. I hate books. I married a hot Amerikan chick who does things my English girlfriends didn't. She likes to tell me what to do. I like it. The End."
I feel I need to give this post more laughs. Since I can only do it once on the post, here it is: :lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol: Brilliant!
 
Same here. I think the porn pics are doctored.

Was she ever a yacht girl? I am undecided. I think if she was offered a yacht trip to be company for rich guys, she would not refuse because she is a social climber and would see it as an opportunity to network. I think she would do that on dry land too, hence the photos of her sitting on that old man's lap. And I believe she was pretty decor for Soho House to keep around. But I don't see any of this as her primary occupation. She made enough to live on, and when she didn't, she had people she could sponge off. She was never in desperate straits.
I have a hard time believing the yacht girl stuff too. She’s a social climber with a very inflated opinion of herself. She found being a suitcase girl humiliating and didn’t go to those parties with the other suitcase girls. I don’t think she would stoop to being a glorified call girl. But that’s just my feeling, who knows.