In a recent intereview with Metro , Paula Abdul was asked if there any sexual chemistry between her and Simon Cowell. She responded, " Oh God. Hes like a brother, so it would be some scary incest. The thought is terrible. I couldnt be with him. Hed be a selfish lover hed wear his condoms ribbed on the inside. " Ribbed on the inside! What a comedian that one is and that's not a bad idea for a product actually. I'd buy that ****. Paula also revealed that she has a new song coming out soon attached to her Greatest Hits album. Paula also has a new perfume coming out soon. Damn, this ho is busy. When does she have time to drink? Joking. She said, " I smell pretty good most days. My dogs like it, my family likes it and even Simon Cowell likes it. Youll all be smelling very sexy in a few months." I'm guessing it's a mixture of weave glue, sweet vicodin and the musty smell of dried up scabs.