April 9, 2007 -- PARIS Hilton's lawyer apparently hasn't been reading the papers. Hilton sicced her lawyer Gre gory Gabriel on one of our favorite bloggers, Mi chael K of Dlisted.com, after K posted a parody of "The Simple Life" poster on his site making fun of Hilton and her pal Nicole Richie. Gabriel wrote to K: "This poster clearly implies Ms. Hilton has loathsome diseases and also implies Ms. Hilton uses Vicodin. The inferences . . . are false and de famatory." Gabriel demanded the image be removed from the Web site. But he should check the press clips. Hilton was embarrassed earlier this year when contents of her long-forgotten storage locker were posted on the Web, which included a prescription in her name for Valtrex, the drug used to combat genital herpes, and Richie has admitted to abusing Vicodin.