So I don't know if this has been done in here before, but I know sometimes I write little open ended letters to people who have frustrated me and I can't scream at them, those I love and can't tell them, or those I secretly think suck but only ignore. Here's a place to write all those little letters down and maybe your letter can inspire someone to actually open their mouth (or keep it shut!) in the real world.
Dear Entitled Lady With the Screechy Voice and Mousy Daughter,
I'm sorry we didn't have any bottled water to bestow upon you yesterday. We were just about to get our order later that day, but alas this was not acceptable. The look you and your daughter gave me was one of horror, so I offered to get you a (triple filtered!) cup of water in which your daughter accepted with a serious "If I have to..." I handed you the water in which you said "Oh! I need a large one! I'm going to drink it all so quick!" in which I responded with a possible blank stare but with as much enthusiasm as I could muster from such entitlement and gave you a SUPER HUGE CRAZY WATER. Twenty minutes passes by and you hand the water to my coworker and say "I just wanted to hand this to you because it's too heavy to throw away" AND YOU DIDN'T DRINK A SINGLE SIP OF IT. NOT. ONE. SIP. Thank you for making something this miniscule in my life lead to me writing anonymous letters to you in a purse forum.
Drinking Bottled Water RIGHT NOW HAHA,
rachieface
Dear Entitled Lady With the Screechy Voice and Mousy Daughter,
I'm sorry we didn't have any bottled water to bestow upon you yesterday. We were just about to get our order later that day, but alas this was not acceptable. The look you and your daughter gave me was one of horror, so I offered to get you a (triple filtered!) cup of water in which your daughter accepted with a serious "If I have to..." I handed you the water in which you said "Oh! I need a large one! I'm going to drink it all so quick!" in which I responded with a possible blank stare but with as much enthusiasm as I could muster from such entitlement and gave you a SUPER HUGE CRAZY WATER. Twenty minutes passes by and you hand the water to my coworker and say "I just wanted to hand this to you because it's too heavy to throw away" AND YOU DIDN'T DRINK A SINGLE SIP OF IT. NOT. ONE. SIP. Thank you for making something this miniscule in my life lead to me writing anonymous letters to you in a purse forum.
Drinking Bottled Water RIGHT NOW HAHA,
rachieface