My friend Pasqual is Hungarian but he lives in Japan. He's hilarious and really really careless. He got himself a brand new speedy 35 but apparently couldn't stand it looking so white so he decided to get patina ASAP. Instead of just putting it in the window, he put Self-Tanning Lotion on it! He than hairdried it but it didn't work very well, so he died it with some kind of brown oil! , which just made it greasy and smelly. Now, wait for it, his next step was to IRON (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) the vachetta! But not lightly, he placed the iron on the little tag and pressed it till it began smelling like burnt meat! It was so disgusting that he left the room but it attracted his dog, that chewed the tag! Which pretty much destroyed it. It layed in his closet for a month till he gave it to me. I don't even know what to do with it. The condition of vachetta is appalling and the bag smells faul. I wanted a vintage speedy for a while but it's just soo bad.