OH DEAR GOD~! enough already!

Barf bag please!:throwup:





Paris' jail jumpsuit up for sale on eBay


Want to dress just like Paris Hilton? An orange government-issued jumpsuit and matching shorts allegedly tried on by the recently jailed heiress is for sale on eBay.
“Paris has been in jail for less than 1 day,” noted the seller. “Shes (sic) has b*****d about everything!”
The eBay merchant says that the high-fashion-loving heiress didn’t like the way the clothes fit. “She demanded a femal (sic) med and they didnt (sic) fit. These are the Original pair of Paris Hilton Orange jail shorts and jump suit! Dont (sic) miss this once in a life time opportunity!!!”

Meanwhile, fellow inmates at the detention center shouldn’t be too surprised if they don’t understand what their famous new resident is saying. Hilton’s former party pal, Bijou Phillips, Monday told Howard Stern that Hilton has invented her own language which she sometimes uses to insult people.
Hilton’s rep didn’t want to respond to Phillips’ comments, telling The Scoop he hadn’t heard them, but he dismissed the jumpsuit story as “ridiculous.”
He added that any inquiries regarding her jail stay should be directed to a spokesman for the detention center where the heiress is staying. The rep couldn’t be reached for comment but it turns out that the jumpsuits issued to the inmates are, indeed, orange.
 

merika

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I wouldn't want to touch anything that's been that close to her vagina!
 

Swanky

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I don't believe someone has her original jail issued clothing.
 
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I find it hard to believe that its the original suit. I'm sure were going to hear about all kinds of supposedly jail house Paris paraphernalia on sale on ebay. I'm sure she crapped herself when she arrived at The Big house. Besides ,they sell all kinds of **** on eBay. :s
 

Swanky

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I agree. They said that it's COMPLETELY tight in there. . . I don't believe for a second that something that major has 'slipped out' yet.
 

LoriB

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I wish I could create a magical spell to make the world forget about this little wench. She is a nasty person. So many cruel, hateful, racist and sick things have come out of her ugly little mouth. I wish she would just go away.
 
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I agree that I wouldt want anything that touched her privates. It is sad because she still won't learn her lesson after all of this.