offside rules explained to women

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  1. this is just hilarious!!!
    it is a known fact that whenever men try to explain football ( USA: soccer) rules to women and especially the offside rule, they fail.
    A friend sent this to me, I think it's really funny:roflmfao: :roflmfao:

    >You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the
    >shop assistant on the till is holding a pair of shoes which you have
    >seen and which you must have.
    >
    >The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing
    >them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.
    >
    >It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no
    >money to pay for the shoes.
    >
    >The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
    >
    >Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the
    >shop and sees your dilemma.
    >
    >She prepares to throw her purse to you.
    >
    >If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other
    >shopper and buy the shoes!
    >
    >At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and
    >"whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper,
    >catch the purse and buy the shoes!
    >
    >BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually
    >been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the
    >other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE
     
  2. I love this!:lol::lol:
     
  3. Lol
     
  4. Ooooohhhhh. NOW I get it!!!
     

  5. see? that was my exact response when i read this!!! it's so funny!:yahoo: :lol:
     
  6. OMG I am very, very frightened because NOW I GET IT!
     
  7. BRILLIANT:lol:
     
  8. omg..haha..i get it better now too!! what a good explaination!!
     
  9. omg..now i understand! that was pretty funny!
     
  10. Brilliant!
     
  11. I'm an off-ice official for our ECHL hockey team, the Charlotte Checkers. The opening game for the season was last night. Ice hockey also has "off-side" rules. This description however, I can SO much better relate to! :roflmfao:

    And our guys KICKED BUTT last night: 10/3 Charlotte over Wheeling. Woot! :choochoo:
     
  12. I totally get it now! My dad tried explaining that to me once and I was like, "Huh?"
     
  13. Woot!! Our hockey team was the worst offender with offsides our first 6 months or so. We're much better now but now have to work on passing, shooting, y'know all the other basics ;) . Great description!
     
  14. ^^^Our guys need to work on not humiliating the visiting teams so thoroughly. :roflmfao:
     
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