Anyone else a Seinfeld fan? I watch the reruns and I forget how brilliant the show was! It was a show about nothing with no hugging and no learning, and yet it was extremely popular! They have an entire episode about Jerry's date refusing a bite of pie and the reason behind her refusal. Jerry and Elaine were so sarcastic. Kramer was so eccentric and George was so neurotic. You go up to someone and go, "No soup for you!" and nine times out of ten, they start cracking up! My favorite episodes are: The Rye SUSAN: How do you like the Merlot? ESTELLE: Merlot? I never heard of it. Did they just invent it? MRS. ROSS: Oh, mother. GEORGE: She's, uh, she's heard of Merlot. FRANK: Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen? GEORGE: Why don't we talk about it another time. FRANK: But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing! MRS. ROSS: Something's missing all right. MR. ROSS: They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them. FRANK: That's perverse. The Yada Yada Kramer: You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else, in search of a dream. Jerry: Kramer, he's just a dentist. Kramer: Yeah, and you're an anti-dentite. Jerry: I am not an anti-dentite! Kramer: You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools. Jerry: They do have their own schools! Kramer: Yeah! The Serenity Now Jerry: But I get upset, I've yelled. You've heard me yell. George: Not really. Your voice kind of raises to this comedic pitch. Kramer: Hey. Jerry: Kramer, I am so sick of you comin' in here and eatin' all my food. Now shut that door and get the hell out of here! Kramer: (Laughing) What is that, a new bit? The Voice Kramer: Sorry I couldnt get out of there, what did I miss? (asking his "intern") Darren: Well, after ordering, Mr. Seinfeld and Mr. Costanza debated on whether or not iron man wore some sort under garment between his skin and his iron suit Kramer: Uh huh George: (Interrupts) And I still say hes naked under there! Jerry: Oh that makes a lot of sense. George: Oh, shut up! Darren: Then Mr. Seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point Mr. Costanza scooped ice out of Mr. Seinfelds drink with his bare hands using it to wash up (Jerry is taking a sip of water and looking mad) then Mr. Costanza remarked to me, "This never happened." (Jerry then spits out the water). The Non-Fat Yogurt Jerry: This is so *beep*ing good. The English Patient ELAINE: (quiet vehemence) Oh. No. I can't do this any more. I can't. It's too long. (to the screen) Quit telling your stupid story, about the stupid desert, and just die already! (louder) Die!! PETERMAN: (surprised) Elaine. You don't like the movie? ELAINE: (shouts) I hate it!! CROWD: Shh! ELAINE: (shouts) Oh, go to hell!! The Junior Mints Woman: You don't know my name, do you? Jerry: Yes I do. Woman: What is it? Jerry: It, uh, rhymes with a female body part. Woman: What is it? Jerry: Mulva... Gipple? Loleola? Oh! Oh! DELORES! The Chicken Roaster Jerry: Hey everybody, I'm on no sleep, no sleep!. You don't know what it's like in there, all night long things are creeping and cracking. And that red light is burning my brain! Elaine: You look a little stressed. Jerry: Oh I'm stressed!