Not that there's anything wrong with that . . .

  1. Anyone else a Seinfeld fan?

    I watch the reruns and I forget how brilliant the show was! It was a show about nothing with no hugging and no learning, and yet it was extremely popular!

    They have an entire episode about Jerry's date refusing a bite of pie and the reason behind her refusal.

    Jerry and Elaine were so sarcastic. Kramer was so eccentric and George was so neurotic.

    You go up to someone and go, "No soup for you!" and nine times out of ten, they start cracking up!

    My favorite episodes are:

    The Rye
    SUSAN: How do you like the Merlot?
    ESTELLE: Merlot? I never heard of it. Did they just invent it?
    MRS. ROSS: Oh, mother.
    GEORGE: She's, uh, she's heard of Merlot.
    FRANK: Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
    GEORGE: Why don't we talk about it another time.
    FRANK: But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a
    chicken. Something's missing!
    MRS. ROSS: Something's missing all right.
    MR. ROSS: They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.
    FRANK: That's perverse.

    The Yada Yada
    Kramer: You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else, in search of a dream.
    Jerry: Kramer, he's just a dentist.
    Kramer: Yeah, and you're an anti-dentite.
    Jerry: I am not an anti-dentite!
    Kramer: You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.
    Jerry: They do have their own schools!
    Kramer: Yeah!

    The Serenity Now
    Jerry: But I get upset, I've yelled. You've heard me yell.
    George: Not really. Your voice kind of raises to this comedic pitch.
    Kramer: Hey.
    Jerry: Kramer, I am so sick of you comin' in here and eatin' all my food.
    Now shut that door and get the hell out of here!
    Kramer: (Laughing) What is that, a new bit?

    The Voice
    Kramer: Sorry I couldn’t get out of there, what did I miss? (asking his "intern")
    Darren: Well, after ordering, Mr. Seinfeld and Mr. Costanza debated on whether or not iron man wore some sort under garment between his skin and his iron suit…
    Kramer: Uh huh…
    George: (Interrupts) And I still say he’s naked under there!
    Jerry: Oh that makes a lot of sense.
    George: Oh, shut up!
    Darren: …Then Mr. Seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point Mr. Costanza scooped ice out of Mr. Seinfeld’s drink with his bare hands using it to wash up (Jerry is taking a sip of water and looking mad) then Mr. Costanza remarked to me, "This never happened." (Jerry then spits out the water).

    The Non-Fat Yogurt
    Jerry: This is so *beep*ing good.

    The English Patient
    ELAINE: (quiet vehemence) Oh. No. I can't do this any more. I can't. It's too
    long. (to the screen) Quit telling your stupid story, about the stupid
    desert, and just die already! (louder) Die!!
    PETERMAN: (surprised) Elaine. You don't like the movie?
    ELAINE: (shouts) I hate it!!
    CROWD: Shh!
    ELAINE: (shouts) Oh, go to hell!!

    The Junior Mints
    Woman: You don't know my name, do you?
    Jerry: Yes I do.
    Woman: What is it?
    Jerry: It, uh, rhymes with a female body part.
    Woman: What is it?
    Jerry: Mulva... Gipple? Loleola? Oh! Oh! DELORES!

    The Chicken Roaster
    Jerry: Hey everybody, I'm on no sleep, no sleep!. You don't know what it's like in there, all night long things are creeping and cracking. And that red light is burning my brain!
    Elaine: You look a little stressed.
    Jerry: Oh I'm stressed!
  2. I love Seinfeld! I also watch the reruns. My fave episode is The Contest.

    Are you a master of your domain? :P
  3. Oh, I'm Queen of the Castle!
  4. LOVED Seinfeld! I work nights, but catch the reruns when I'm home. I've also picked up all the DVD's as well.

    The Puffy Shirt, The Big Salad. So many great episodes.
  5. I watch it almost every night fact I knew from the title of this thread that it would be about Seinfeld. Good times!
  6. "Serenity now" mantra.
  7. I like the New Adventures of Old Christine too!
  8. One of my fav episodes of Seinfield is of the Soup
    Nazi - No Soup For You!! LOL!!
  9. :roflmfao: awesome!
  10. :roflmfao: I was screaming that to a friend today. :P
  11. I loved the Junior mints episode!
  12. Hoochie Mama!
  13. I watch it everyday. I'm a Seinfeld nut. I burst out at times with lines from there and look at BF expecting him to know cause he's the one into Seinfeld first but he just looks blankly at me and shakes his head cause he doesn;t know what I'm talking about. LOL.
  14. Seinfeld NUT here too! Can't even begin to name favorite episodes or lines!
  15. my husband and i still watch it religiously every night....
    i love that show......