Non-Alcoholic Bar Strategies

Peter Griffin on drunk driving:

Who's sober enough to drive?
Uh, okay, who's drunk but that special kind of drunk where you're a better driver because you know you're drunk? You know, that kind of drunk where you probably shouldn't drive but you do anyway because I mean, come on, you gotta get your car home, right? I mean, what do they expect me to do, take a bus? Is that what they want? For me to take a bus? Well, screw that! YOU take a bus!
my boyfriend has never had an alcoholic drink in his life. he just turned 30. when we go in a drinking environment he drinks a tonic water with lime. i’m not recommending that though because that tastes horrible. :yucky: straight vodka tastes better! i don't drink anymore, so I just order a diet coke or water.
I LOVE club soda and lime, or San Pellegrino. They are so refreshing!!
When I am going out for cocktails I always ALWAYS start out with a non-alcoholic beverage if i'm going to drink at all. The first one always goes down fast, so better keep it booze free ;)