I was perusing gofugyourself and like an idiot clicked on a link to Ali Lohan's recently released holiday album, and further proved how stupid I am by actually listening to the song..."Lohan Holiday". Its sheer awfulness cannot "adequitely" be described by me because it has efficiently killed off up to 50% of my brain cells and filled the resultant vacuum with its inane tuneless drone. Someone please enlighten me: who told this girl she could sing? Or write songs? I mean---WTF is a "Lohan Holiday"? Is that when you get really f**ked up and twirl around a stripper pole with your Mom and have delusions that the whole world cares what you think and that you are a role model for young people and old people too? Actually, that sounds sorta like fun...minus the whole stripper-Mom thing because I just can't quite picture my Mom, you know, doing that.