New Medical Treatment

  1. Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
    Do you suffer from shyness?
    Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
    If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist
    about White Wine.

    White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about
    yourself and your actions.

    White Wine can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world
    that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

    You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately, and with a
    regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
    from living the life you want to live.

    Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover
    many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with
    White Wine.

    White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing
    should not use White Wine. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or
    becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

    Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic
    lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry
    mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip
    Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

  2. you may develop a tolerance against white wine. consult your doctor if you experience any of the above side affects. a less caloric alternative may be avaliable to you.

    referral: dr. daniels, dr. walker, or dr. morgan. :biggrin:
  3. lol. white wine, along with anything else alcoholic! but that's hilarious.
  4. I may need a referal to Dr Daniels come Friday night LOL!
  5. lol
  6. :lol: