Nerdy, what were you thinking....

NerdyBirdy1982

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Ok so this morning i was checking out the Msr Louboutin what were you thinking thread and DH said, that's where your new shoes belong!!

The more time that goes by, the more i agree!!

This morning i decided to see if they look the way i thought they would with black tights and a little black dress....


Here are my conclusions:
1. They would be perfect for the new part-time exotic dancing job i'd have to get to afford them!

2. I could totally be a stand-in for any sick models for fashion week!

3. I would have no problem getting a back stage pass to Brett Michaels next concert in these!!!

4. I would have to learn how to run quickly in them for then the police mis-take me for a 'lady of the night'.

5. If i wear them around town enough they might land me in one of the back pages of a magazine for the fashion "Don't" section :smile:


I wanted to wear them fiercely like the pictures from the fall runway shows....sometimes things are better left as fashion art.

Pictures next...:sick:
 

NerdyBirdy1982

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Now, assuming Brett Michaels doesnt knock on my door and ask me to join the tour.... I need to return them but I'm nervous to! is that silly?? I've return things before obviously but never a return of this magnitude! What do you say? I know i shouldnt care but geez.
 

sumnboutme

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awww, i really wanted to like the Bridget when I saw them in the lookbooks but when I saw them IRL, it was definitely a :throwup: moment as opposed to :love: i say return...
 

Sharkbait

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If you're not going to feel comfortable wearing them - what good are they in your closet? Just judging by your own words in what you wrote...I say return them.

I seriously would not be able (or even try) to justify $500+ shoes that never got worn!
 

Sharkbait

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Why would you ever be shamed or embarrassed to return them? I'm confused! People change their minds about stuff. It happens! Nothing to ever be ashamed of!
 

carlinha

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ummm nerdy... well.... they are certainly a work of art.... but i think you are better off spending that well-earned $$$ on something else...
 

NerdyBirdy1982

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plus, they are a little too similar to the Pilots I got- which are way better and actually wearable!!

Oh- in case you're wondering:

That's black lace, black lizard, and leopard ponyhair on the bridget.... whoa... sort of sounds like a blend of several tpf UHGs all in one
 

oo_let_me_see

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Nerdy, sweet girl, some things are better left as fashion art. :sweatdrop:

If anyone could pull these off when not on the runaway, it would be you...but I'm just not feeling them. And I'm sure they were an arm and a leg!