I have the ZCP in this colour, which is Tourterelle or Dune in some countries, and in real life it looks way more like the Pochette Metis you posted. Not at all grey, but taupe or greige. I love it!I actually just texted my SA after I saw this thread and loved this color so much...SA said it’s actually the same color as this Pochete Métis
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Which honestly looks sooooo different to me but he says it just really depends on lighting, and can appear grey...I definitely want to see it in person...would love some more photos OP if you can share!
Also I see you were wondering about it being lopsided, actually I can’t really tell (is it perhaps the top of the backpack?) could you point out where exactly do you find it lopsided?