Mischa Barton and the curse of white pants

hey, it could be tomato sauce. Or not. Either way, no big deal.
I thought I saw everything when photos were published of Fergie peeing her pants during a concert. But then you really think, in the grand scheme of things, so what?
 
UGH! I bought a pair of BCBG white linen pants this past summer. I went to McDonalds and asked for a Double Cheeseburger PLAIN so I wouldn't risk getting anything on them. As soon as I pulled the burger out, a huge drip of mustard fell on my pants! I was soooooooo PO'd. I made McDonalds buy me a new pair of pants. They didn't believe me when I told them they were $140.