So, I had my first mammogram today. (At age 35, a lot of women have their first mammogram, which serves as a baseline for comparing to all future mammograms.) No problems. I was told that it was going to hurt... It was not bad at all, ladies, so don't be scared. The technician and I were cracking up the entire time about this cartoon: I am here to report that mine do not look that way. What surprised me most of all was how quickly it was all over! I've been in the McDonald's drive-thru much longer...It was over quick! After my very positive analysis, the doctor says to me, "Everything is fabulous!" All I could think about was Dave Chappelle's "Faaaaaaabulous NY Boobs" skit.