Hey! There just happens to be a Dance Off/Battle of the Frats/Surf Contest that'll solve all of our problems minutes before the ending credits! Whatcha say, Gang? 9. Homecoming Carnival (Revenge of the Nerds) After absorbing endless abuse and humiliation, the nerds realize that they can do only one thing to wrest themselves from the grip of the Alpha Betaswin the homecoming carnival and take over the Greek council. We'd be troubled that Adams College's student governors are chosen by belching contests and drunken tricycle races, but then we remembered what country we live in and decided to shut the hell up. 8. The Regatta (One Crazy Summer) Poor, struggling musician Cassandra is about to lose her house and, wouldn't you know it? The only thing that can help her is a conveniently timed boat race and one insane man's insistence that his family win it every year. Fire up that "boat building" montage, Hoops, you've got quirky mascots to create and brand-new Ferraris to vandalize.