Married to Rock

I tried to watch it, and changed the channel after 10 minutes. That chick with the bleach blonde hair teased up to the sky, big boobs, long nails, and waif body amused me though. She knows how people view her, and she plays it up.
 
Do any of these chicks have real boobs?? Cuz judging by the preview they all have boobs too ridiculously large for their frames. I caught the last five minutes the other day and then set the DVR to catch it when it came on again later. Not sure I will be watching anything other than the first episode but I'll bite!
 
Steve Stevens (?) wife was....fascinating. I was mesmerized by all the plastic, pink and shiny things. Maybe in another life I'll be a super trashy bimbo...that married really well. That could be fun.
 
^^her!! dear god what was that lol

She had pearls, rhinestones and Hello Kitty heads...glued on her nails. What does she weigh? 70lbs? I'm small, but she makes me look like a mastodon!

Mr. MM watched for about 15 minutes, until the kiss with Rob and Etty Ferrel happened. I couldn't believe Perry was so cool about it, then he deemed it "This is stupid, turn this crap." And so it was turned. I'm DVRing it to watch later, as I do with all my uber trashy shows.

I do love Perry though, Jane's Addiction and Porno for Pyros are amazing.
 
She had pearls, rhinestones and Hello Kitty heads...glued on her nails. What does she weigh? 70lbs? I'm small, but she makes me look like a mastodon!

Mr. MM watched for about 15 minutes, until the kiss with Rob and Etty Ferrel happened. I couldn't believe Perry was so cool about it, then he deemed it "This is stupid, turn this crap." And so it was turned. I'm DVRing it to watch later, as I do with all my uber trashy shows.

I do love Perry though, Jane's Addiction and Porno for Pyros are amazing.

I heard DF watching this from the other room for 5 minutes - he likes Perry too and it caught his eye - one of the girl's voices RAILED on my nerves from the next room over... who WAS that? My ears are still ringing. DF told me later he turned it off b/c he couldn't stand the girls and wish it was jsut about the rock stars... good boy! He says Gargantuan fake boobs frighten him.
 
Steve Stevens' wife's hair is driving me crazy. I don't think that x would move even if she was standing in the middle of a tornado. Plus it drives me crazy that she is so little girl acting. Now that I think about it she reminds me of Daisy from Rock of Love and Daisy of Love.

Duff McKagen's wife seems to be the only non-bimbo of the group. Given time I'm sure she'll change my mind though.
 
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When you start thinking that the Real Housewives are classy compared to this bunch you know its trash. I watched the first episode but not sure I will bother again.
 
Steve Stevens' wife's hair is driving me crazy. I don't think that **** would move even if she was standing in the middle of a tornado. Plus it drives me crazy that she is so little girl acting. Now that I think about it she reminds me of Daisy from Rock of Love and Daisy of Love.

Duff McKagen's wife seems to be the only non-bimbo of the group. Given time I'm sure she'll change my mind though.

YES! I was trying to figure out who she reminds me of! I think a lot of the rock band groupies look like that or at least try to (dunno whats so appealing about it though). Remember most of the girls on Rock of LOve 1, 2, 3?? if there was a 3...they all mostly looked like that. SAD.

I do, for some reason kind of like this show (when there's nothing else on). I watched like 3 episodes back to back and Josie is not so bad underneath all her little girl stuff..i think she does it on purpose, it is making us discuss her over the other girls so maybe her plan is workin? I like Etty. Who I don;t like is the one who's not married to that blonde guy (she's just the gf). She bought him the rings to propose and i dunno what happened next cuz i didnt watch the next episode. But its so obvious from his comments that he doesn't want to get married. Don't they always say that if a guy wants to marry u, he will make it happen..plus it was so rude of him not to go to Stevens wedding with her..plus he makes all those rude comments to her, i kind of feel bad for her.
 
Yeah... a little ashamed to admit, but I've been watching re-runs of this on the weekend while I've been doing chores and stuff... good fluff, background noise, and the women are not as annoying as I originally thought.