male/female prayer

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  1. A WOMAN'S PRAYER
    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong.
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens doors.
    Massages my back, begs to do more.
    Oh! Send a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to
    'how big is my behind?'
    I pray this man will love me no end,
    And always be my very best friend.
    Amen


    A man's prayer
    I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
    bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
    This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.
    Amen
     
  2. hahaha! That's a good one, lol. :smile:
     
  3. Mkay...
     
  4. Do a lot of men really want a girl who doesn't talk back? And when I say talk back, I mean at all.

    How bout this:

    I pray for a nice, interesting, kind, funny girl who's not jealous, controlling or manipulative, who enjoys mutual pleasure in bed and who allows me to be myself.
     
  5. ^^I like your prayer, Charles!
     
  6. ^^ Charles' prayer sounds about right to me.

    Haha. I like this part of the prayer :P
     
  7. HA - anyone else just a little bit in love with Charles?
     
  8. I loled when I read this, haha!
     
  9. hahahaa thanks for the good laughs girlfriend!!
     
  10. So true, but Charles is good too! :roflmfao:
     
  11. Lol