After checking her out again, honestly, I had to grab a bowl of Special K with dried strawberries and soy milk. I even cut a small piece of mozzarella to munch on. She's bad for me because I am eating on her behalf.
Hmmmm...
Does that mean that if I purchase a Monogram Idylle that I will
stop eating? Probably because the money that is supposed to pay for two months of groceries and fine dining will go towards the cost of this bag. By the time I can afford to eat again, I'll be as skinny as her. Fooood, who needs food?
I am just happy with my new bag.
You know I am just kidding, eh?
I can probably still afford to eat.